Puddleann is a cat that found her current home when she was abandoned by the side of the road. Some people have no eye for quality. This dutch-collared delight was ditched pregnant, in the ditch. Of course, she is a resourceful cat, and she managed to find her way to a kind and loving home. Puddleann made her appearance at the Harvey house mewing outside the fence on a cold and lonesome night, pregnant and, appearently, pathetic. Appearances can decieve, though, and Puddleann is anything but pathetic. She had her litter of four fine kittens (Ann cats, as they say), and then set about furthering her own self. First, she saw to it that the other cats did not harass the babies. Then, she made sure that she was the first to know if any lunch meat was available. Then she let the other cats know that she would be running things. So here she is, Puddle Ann, ruler of the roost, eater of sliced turkey, catcher of the tiniest mice you can imagine, and spokescat for the entire internet.

Dot Com, as they say.